Robot fucker?

[amul]

I am still completely unable to substantiate bantrobel's claim that wearing a key pendant around my neck marks me as someone who has a fetish for having sex with robots.

The alt.sex.fetish.robots FAQ does not include any discussion of ways in which would be Robot Enthusiasts can identify each other. Everything else I google for comes up with hits for various fictional characters telling their robots to fuck off, in one way or another.

Can someone with better google-fu help me out here?

I mean, what if I'm at Neo and this sexy chick walks up to me, and I take her home only to discover she's a transhumanist robot! On the other hand, I've never actually been with a robot before....maybe I'd like it....

Would I need to use lube?

WD-40?!

I don't understand!!?

Comments

[dirque.livejournal.com]

I thought you were into fruit.

[amul.livejournal.com]

No, that's the guy in Florida who is into mangoes.

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

WD-40? Maybe if you were a robot, too. (Are you?... Kidding.) Something more silicon-based might be better. :p

[amul.livejournal.com]

You go to hell for that. You go to hell and you die. :)

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

BBQ at my place! :D

[amul.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Long pig.

[someone-else.livejournal.com]

bantrobel is full of shit. Which is not to say that I don't enjoy rogering a good robot now and then, but I'd say the kind of key, number, etc. would be far more convincing of any kind of fetish. If you wore a usb key or a dongle around your neck... then we might have a problem.

[amul.livejournal.com]

Hrm, do you suppose that guys who wear USB 1.0 connectors are making some kind of statement about how long they last?

[misteropinion.livejournal.com]

WD-40 is never the right choice for anything. It's not good for tools, not good as an enduring lubricant, it's a crappy penetrant. Just say no to WD-40.

You want "4-in-1 Oil" for your next robot party, or for something more exotique, one of these.

And last, doesn't that say the same thing about her, the freaky key-wearer that she is? Oh, the perversion that surrounds me, I am mortified!

[amul.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, I think that's why she was passing the info along.

And how dare you disdain WD-40! It's the ultimate lubricant.

[misteropinion.livejournal.com]

Leaving aside any nascent robofetishism on the part of That Woman, seriously, WD-40 is crap. It's actually corrosive. You can do so much better.

[amul.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to tell me that there are other lubricants in the sea?