Robot fucker?

[amul]

I am still completely unable to substantiate bantrobel's claim that wearing a key pendant around my neck marks me as someone who has a fetish for having sex with robots.

The alt.sex.fetish.robots FAQ does not include any discussion of ways in which would be Robot Enthusiasts can identify each other. Everything else I google for comes up with hits for various fictional characters telling their robots to fuck off, in one way or another.

Can someone with better google-fu help me out here?

I mean, what if I'm at Neo and this sexy chick walks up to me, and I take her home only to discover she's a transhumanist robot! On the other hand, I've never actually been with a robot before....maybe I'd like it....

Would I need to use lube?

WD-40?!

I don't understand!!?

Comments

[misteropinion.livejournal.com]

Leaving aside any nascent robofetishism on the part of That Woman, seriously, WD-40 is crap. It's actually corrosive. You can do so much better.

[amul.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to tell me that there are other lubricants in the sea?