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...because they send me things like this:
*cackles with glee*
"I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding"
*cackles with glee*
Star Nosed Mole just got back to Pittsburgh from a trip, and decided to hold a contest: whoever could guess the first present he bought wins the second present he bought. We're allowed to ask one question per email to the dlist. After a flurry of amusing questions, the contest gets serious and someone asks:
Player: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
SNM: How big is a bread box?
Player: Big enough to hold some bread.
SNM: Who uses breadboxes nowadays anyway?
Player: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
SNM: How big is a bread box?
Player: Big enough to hold some bread.
SNM: Who uses breadboxes nowadays anyway?
