Cuz I'm not white.

~poke~

"Ow! Quit it!" protests Lacuna Diving Bunny. "How would you like it if I did that to you?"

I don't know. I've never had one before.

"Never?"

Once....I spent 12 hours without pause in a swimming pool. I ate my meals partially submerged. It was a bright, cloudless day in the Bahamas, and the pool was suprisingly empty that day. That was the closest I'd ever come to being sunburned -- you could actually see the tan line from my swimming trunks.

"You know, I hate you sometimes."

~poke~ So, can I tie you up so you can't scratch it?

"It's not going to get itchy for days!"

Oh. Well, can I peel the dry skin off you before bed?

"It won't start to peel for weeks! I can't believe I burned this bad. Next time, remind me to wear sunscreen."

I wouldn't know when to tell you to wear suntan....

"Sun SCREEN!"

There's a difference??

~deep, quivering sigh~ "Yes."

Oh. Well, I'd never know when to suggest you put it on. I mean, it's like asking me to be sure we're stocked up on jet fuel for when we'll need it. I just have no frame of reference.

~pause~

~poke~

"Ow!"

But, that still hurts, right? Can I do that to you while making you cum?

"Sadist!"

I am not! I just....wanna hurt you.....a little.

~glare~

Hey, I offered to do it while making you cum! That's not sadistic.

~glare~

Honey? Babe? Sweetie?



What did I say?