Jobs I could easily do:

Male Geishas:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/04/07/japan.geishas/index.html

I totally want this job. I should start advertising myself on Craigslist. Would that go under personals or erotic services? Hrm....I'm already beginning to see the difficulties....

Random Lovecraft quote

"They had chained him down to things that are, and had then explained the workings of those things till mystery had gone out of the world....And when he had failed to find [wonder and mystery] in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation."
-HP Lovecraft

Wusha sex scene

This makes me incredibly happy. Not safe for work.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=601c6e0f2bff37375ae2