old fortunes

[amul]

While cleaning out my closet, I found my one of my old high school Speech Team suits. I'm pretty sure it's also the suit I wore to The Christmas Formal That Never Was. At any rate, I haven't worn it in over ten years, and decided on a lark to check the pockets.

See, all my suits that I've owned for any length of time have Chinese fortune cookie fortunes in them. This one actually had two, from over a decade ago:

You'll be rich and famous in a far out profession.

and

You cannot demonstrate an emotion or prove an aspiration.

How apropos.