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amulNot that I'm allowed to have a drink in front of my parents.....
1. Whenever a chorus of off-screen woman harmonize to accentuate a point that's already been beaten to death, take a drink.
2. Whenever you spot a continuity error, take a drink.
3. If the continuity error has disappeared by the end of the song, take another drink.
4. If the continuity error is unintentional, take a shot.
5. Whenever you hear someone called crazy, take a drink. Note that Hindi has four or five different words for crazy. Learn them before you start the game.
6. Whenever someone makes the worst possible choice, for no other reason than the plot needs to get worse (for instance, asking the least reasonable or calm person to talk to the irrate police officer, confessing to your worst enemy that you've fallen for his sister, etc).
7. If you ever start trying to calculate the traveling times involved in the cut scenes of the songs, then just finish off the bottle right now.
8. If the subtitles are clearly taking liberties with the script, take a drink.
9. If the subtitles explain why a joke was supposed to be funny, take a drink.
10. If you're watching the movie with an Indian who has already seen the movie, and they keeping giving away chunks of the plot, with a smile on his/her face, just finish off the whole bottle.
11. If they focus in really, really close on a face, that is completely hamming up the emotional content of the scene, take a drink.
1. Whenever a chorus of off-screen woman harmonize to accentuate a point that's already been beaten to death, take a drink.
2. Whenever you spot a continuity error, take a drink.
3. If the continuity error has disappeared by the end of the song, take another drink.
4. If the continuity error is unintentional, take a shot.
5. Whenever you hear someone called crazy, take a drink. Note that Hindi has four or five different words for crazy. Learn them before you start the game.
6. Whenever someone makes the worst possible choice, for no other reason than the plot needs to get worse (for instance, asking the least reasonable or calm person to talk to the irrate police officer, confessing to your worst enemy that you've fallen for his sister, etc).
7. If you ever start trying to calculate the traveling times involved in the cut scenes of the songs, then just finish off the bottle right now.
8. If the subtitles are clearly taking liberties with the script, take a drink.
9. If the subtitles explain why a joke was supposed to be funny, take a drink.
10. If you're watching the movie with an Indian who has already seen the movie, and they keeping giving away chunks of the plot, with a smile on his/her face, just finish off the whole bottle.
11. If they focus in really, really close on a face, that is completely hamming up the emotional content of the scene, take a drink.