My Life As Slapstick Comedy

*sigh* I just accidentally deleted an entry that I spent twenty minutes writing in a slapstick move worthy of Charlie Chaplin:

I tried to grab my scarf, which had fallen, while simultaneously trying to click "post" with my off hand. The lining of my overcoat had caught on the wheel of my chair, so when I reached down, the chair rolled back slightly, pulling unexpectedly on my overcoat which slammed my head into the keyboard, causing my window to close.

To top it all off, this happened at one of Columbia's computer labs, and not a single student so much as stopped typing.