"We went to Crackers in a Barrel."
"Why would you need to keep all your crackers in a barrel?"
"It makes them easier to shoot."
"No, see, I know you'll read it all the way through, just because I've dared you to, and thus I can know I'll be causing you pain."
"Love you, too."
"Klingon bastards killed my son!"
"It's all to do with the immutable laws of Fuck, SHIT, no you wanker!"
"Ooh, fuck, I'm in such pain..."
"What put you in this agony, anyway?"
"Medicare."